So, I was browsing the internet and stumbled across this link on twitter…and had to read what it said. It was literally spot on. I am 22, so I can only go by ages 5 to 22 but it was true! I am going to post what is said, get ready….
From Cosmos article,
Full-circle from unabashed dessert enthusiast (age 5) to unabashed dessert enthusiast (age 30).
Give me all the cake!
AGE 13 – 15
Boy, these Hollister shirts run small. Maybe it’s just too dark in here to see them right? It’s always so dark in here. I get what they’re trying to do, but I almost poked my eyeball out on a palm frond just now. Whatever, I’ll try American Eagle.
Want to go see a big-budget romantic comedy featuring a woman who only gets the guy and the job post-weight loss “makeover” from a Size 6 to a Size 2? Want to see basically that same movie for the next 10 years? Great.
Dude, I’m just blotting my pizza to get the excess grease off. Because it’s gross, that’s why.
Let’s all get super-concerned about Becca Shapiro because all she seems to be ingesting are Diet Coke and Luna Bars, and also weirdly jealous of Becca Shapiro’s willpower even though would will never admit it. We should have an awkward intervention for Becca Shapiro where we sit around and eat a lot and talk about how awesome food is.
Want to go to the local diner and split a plate of mozzarella sticks 5 ways while secretly noticing how much or how little everyone else is eating compared to you? Yay!
I can’t believe how real that whole Freshman 15 thing is. I need to stop eating dining hall waffles for every meal. I’m gonna stop. I’m gonna get spinach tomorrow. Oh. It’s Make Your Own Sundae Night. Never mind.
I’m gonna start dieting. Going out drinking with an empty stomach? Sounds great! JK, I am now binging on three slices of pizza at 2 AM after a night out, before even taking off my makeup and body-con dress. Yay for “dieting!”
I shouldn’t be eating out so much, but this new guy I’m with is such a foodie. We go to such classy places!
I CANNOT STOP EATING CHEAP DISGUSTING BURRITOS WITH ABOVE GUY, WHO IS NOW MY BOYFRIEND.
Props to me because I make my own disgusting lawn water delicious green juice! And I eat quinoa when there is nothing left in the house, sometimes! I’m all about healthy dieting these days. Maybe I should be eating gluten-free! Let me try— nope, tastes like cardboard.
Every so often I do a super-extreme 10 day juice fast, because not eating any solids for multiple days on end is healthy! Now if you will excuse me, I need to go to a Tibetan-style sweat lodge on the edge of town and burn more calories be even healthier.
No, you should totally get the pasta! I’m gonna get the spinach, but you are sooooo skinny, you should totally get the pasta! No, you should absolutely get the— *Earth explodes*
Oh, fuck it.
Okay. Seriously… How accurate is this article?! I was one. laughing my head off while reading and two. I was like well yeah, spot on.
What do you think about the article? Do you think its accurate? Let me know!
Now, I am going to go have my “disgusting lawn water” drink 😉 (not kidding tho, love my smoothies)
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